Originally Posted by right-track

I'm hoping to smoke more...sometimes 20 a day just is'nt enough.
Drink more alchohol. alchohol = fun.
Avoid annoying people.
Sleep more than 3 hours a night.
Pay more attention to my children.
Pay less attention to my wife.
Tell people I dislike, what I really think of them.
Increase my sexual activities 2 fold.
Speak in a monotone voice to my boss when he asks me questions.
Develop an annoying laugh.
Stop swearing in front of my parents and try to get them to stop swearing in front of me.
To stop headbutting knobheads in pubs. (it's becoming a bad habit recently).