Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

Its clear none of you have seen a roast.

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

This picture was taken after the heart breaking moment when he found the children ditching his pedo van for Batlord's pedo van because Batlord had better candy and Burger King happy meals. He felt so ugly he couldn't even look himself in the mirror to take a proper selfie. He just sat there, trying to play piano with random key pounces that had just the right amount of inharmonious cacophony to give the preacher a head ache. He was banned from the church he took that photo in shortly after. Before slamming the door the preacher told him that God was disgusted with the noises he had made in the church and he could never be forgiven for trying to call it 'music'. The preacher also spit in his face. He tried to return to his 'avant-garde daycare' van but it apparently had been towed. So he journeyed to the homeless shelter. On his way a familiar van with a bat shaped swastika pulled up to the curb and the passenger window rolled down to reveal the boy scout he had a huge crush on. They boy scout asked him if he needed a ride. He happily walked toward the van when a grinning Batlord face crept up from the drivers seat. Batlord licked the boy scout's cheek and called him a loser as they speed off. Strangely, when the speed off they hit a puddle that splashed Frownland and left him soaked even though there had been no rain to cause the puddle and it was actually around 97° F. So he continued off to the homeless shelter. When he arrived the people at the homeless shelter rejected him because the preacher had called them and warned them of the rotten noises he made in the church. He was forced to sleep under a bridge.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.