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Trollheart · 10-07-2015, 05:53 AM

Guess I should have read all of Mister Charlie's ones before I posted. I see he had this one already. Okay then try this one:
An old woman was walking along a village road when she chanced to encounter a demon. "Oh wise Sir Demon!" she implored, falling down at his knees. "I am old and infirm, and the world holds no joy for me. If it is within your power, would you make me young again?"

The demon considered, a playful smile crossing his lips. At length, he grinned. "That I cannot do," said he, "But I can ensure you grow no older!"

And he struck the woman dead.

Sorry, it's all I got at the moment.

10-07-2015, 05:53 AM	#7 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	Guess I should have read all of Mister Charlie's ones before I posted. I see he had this one already. Okay then try this one: An old woman was walking along a village road when she chanced to encounter a demon. "Oh wise Sir Demon!" she implored, falling down at his knees. "I am old and infirm, and the world holds no joy for me. If it is within your power, would you make me young again?" The demon considered, a playful smile crossing his lips. At length, he grinned. "That I cannot do," said he, "But I can ensure you grow no older!" And he struck the woman dead. Sorry, it's all I got at the moment. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018 Last edited by Trollheart; 10-07-2015 at 09:02 AM.