So I have to ride my bike 5 miles to work if I don't have enough gas, so last night I'm coming home and my bike completely shits out on me. Completely incapable of moving, so I pitch it on the side of the road and walk the rest of the way. I check Craig's list and find this old guy named Neil selling some nice bikes. I go this morning at 11 to check them out, I pay $75 and get this decent road bike, put it in my car and get home. I get home and the rear tires fucking flat. Of course the rear tire, right? It's harder to fix a rear tire than the front. And I have to go to work in an hour. Jesus Christ, if it's not one thing it's something fucking else. And still I'm running low on gas. Thanks, Obama.
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