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Old 10-27-2015, 04:24 PM   #613 (permalink)
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I wasn't going to roast Exo, but thought why not everyone else is soo...

10. Someone confiscating Pokemon cards from crying children in a schoolyard .
09. Someone rummaging through the pockets of a homeless person sleeping on a park bench.
08. Someone is stealing coffee from a homeless person.
07. Someone shoplifting heavy metal CDs from f.y.e.
06. Someone is eating pudding with his fingers.
05. Someone is peeing in an alleyway because he drank too much coffee.
04. Someone groping a mannequin in the Macy's window.
03. Someone stealing a Ke$ha poster from f.y.e.
02. Someone pushing his bike cause he doesn't have the energy to ride it uphill.
01. Someone running from a comic bookstore with stolen merchandise screaming "I need my fix."

Spoiler for Top Ten...:

Top Ten Reasons where Exo points and says "Oh look it's The Batlord," ... and then becomes immediately embarrassed when his friends ask him "Who the heck is the Batlord?"

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