Goofle

1. Are you dressing up today? Pics or it didn't happen.

I was going to go out as MF DOOM but it wasn't practical.

2. If you could choose who is on Mt. Rushmore (doesn't have to be presidents, it could be musicians, Renaissance period play costume designers, your friends, etc.), which four people would you choose?

Christopher Hitchens, Mark E. Smith, Lana Del Rey and Thierry Henry (Lara Croft if there's 5)

3. So I guess reincarnation exists in this scenario. You have the option to come back as any animal that you like besides for human (you ****ed up in the last life or something, I'm not quite sure how this works). Which animal would you choose?

Definitely a house cat. Lush life.

4. Some mother****er out there wants to make a song in your honour. What genre should it be?

It would have to reflect my life as opposed to my taste, I suppose, so it would probably be a mash of ambient drone with sporadic stoner riffs.

5. What would your dream job be if salary wasn't a factor?

Headphone tester.

6. What's something you would never be caught doing?

Smoking my e-cig at work. Been doing it for two years and they have no idea.

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