Son: DAD! I just had sex for the first time!
Dad: Congrats son, grab two beers from the fridge.
Son: I just have one question dad.
Dad: Yes son, what is it?
Son: When does my arse stop hurting?
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She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive w anker
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