I hate my mother-in-law. I only have to see her and the back of my neck starts to ache.
When she starts lecturing me on parenting I can feel the tension rising, my teeth begin to clench, to the point where I have to breath through my nose and my toes begin curling.
I hate it most when she kisses on me the cheek (she's so false), it's all I can do to stop myself from headbutting her as she leans toward me.
My wife thinks it's hilarious...one day...one day!