Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

So this entire trip up north, besides being for a ****ty reason, and besides being cold, has been filled with righteous fuckwads. Let me see I hurled a 10 pack of socks a customer in line behind me at Walmart before I left Fla. After I told her to shut her *** catcher and that I personally wasn't interested in her theories of why the credit card machines weren't up or why she thought my debit card didn't work. I hit her dead in the head with them and walked out much to the dismay of the cashier and I am sure if I hadn't been by the doors in express someone would have made an assault complaint.

I spent 325 bucks for an emergency ticket right, (which will be refunded thank you delta for berevement) so as I get in my seat and buckle in now I dunno if you guys know this by how I spell and whatever but I can read.... So up walks this leather handbag faced old sow and she gives me this look like you are in my seat.... And when she asked me, (because you know she couldn't possibly be the one in the ****ing wrong nooooo its every one else) I told her to check her ticket again to which she did, and realized she was a moron, but after she checks it she and piles her old vodka riddled ass in to the seat behind me she starts loudly pissing and moaning about how this simply wasn't enough room for her to store her carry on.... So I snapped.. She was lucky there was an air marshal on board and I didn't have a 10 pack of socks. Anyhoo I freaked and turned around and say would you like my seat? "Ooooh noo I couldn't possibly"....(Yea right you ole hag......) So after disrupting someone on the end because wouldn't you know it I was in the exit seat on the end by the ****ing plane door.... I got out and had to squeeze into her seat which was none other then the middle.... Great so as this old whore is stretching out with her lap top I notice she only had 1 carry on slightly bigger then my purse....You gotta be kidding me. So when we land she turns to me and says thank you, yet you could feel the disingeniousness and sense of self entitlement coming outta her mouth. I gave her the most stone cold look and told her about her self. Which halfway through she got huffy and said "well...well... nobody has ever said something like that to me" I told her maybe someone should have soon that way it wouldn't suck so much to be told about herself by someone 30 years younger.

(I will not repeat all of what I said folks only because I half don't remember because of blinding rage and half because I do sorta remember and I eviscerated her. And it was rotten and nasty and cruel.Meh nobody's perfect. Ole coot heh...)

So now for the front desk clerk at this hotel I am at with 5 of my family members right.... Tim... Tim.. Timmmmmy. Anyways a member of my family went to retrieve towels from the lobby the day my sister passed you know wed been at the hospital all day and wanted to get changed and cleaned up and pretend to eat right. So they tell tim we need 5 towels for 5 people, seems reasonable right...right?
Well apparently not we were told that oh no you can't have 5 towels blah blah blah... So he upset my family pretty badly I was informed that the four towels we were given were thrown at us none the less and I freaked out. I stormed into the office and looked at this bastard and I said "You and me, we gone have a chat." I told Tim that this is a hotel and maybe just maybe he might need to look up the word hospitality and if I wanted 10 towels that should be no issue as I am paying out the wazzooo for last minute accommodations for 5 and that the mgmt staff was aware of this... Tim, Tim, Timmmmmmy apparently thought I was too much sistah to handle because he rudely tried to help someone behind me, then I got angry and told the Asian man in line behind me "Excuse the **** outta me I didn't realize your time was more important than mine." He digressed quickly and said ok ok ok and walked out and I turned to my real prey and I said I don't give af about your ****ty towels but you need to apologize to my family for upsetting them to which Tim said he needed to call the police and I got loud and was rescued by one of my family before the actually showed up to arrest me. Anyway I go back in the room and filed such a scathing complaint and as you know the angrier I get the better I spell and punctuate. The gm called me, yesterday and comped my rooms, and apologized profusely. So when I get back from running around handling **** for the funeral etc, who is at the front desk, but Tiiiiimmm and I walked in and had my room keys re keyed for no reason and asked him for 5 towels... He looks at me and says boy you guys sure like to keep clean.... I said why yes Tim cleanliness is next to Godliness, and when I got back to my room my family and I proceeded to rip and hack at a couple with box cutters and pocket knives... Just cause we could.
/endrant

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.