Chula Vista

I assume you'd already cut the straw open and licked it, sucked on the empty plastic bag for remnants, run your tongue 3 times over the mirror, and put a wet tissue up your nose and snorted to get at any dregs?

Only after that does the crash really start to get depressing.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”