White people will put ketchup and mayonnaise on ****ing anything.
My favourite way to spend the weekend leading up to finals: long naps interrupted by being hot enough to believe I was on fire, freezing to the point of shaking, and the need to vomit/shit (it's hard to tell sometimes).
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