Originally Posted by Frownland

I figured Santa out when I was four or so snooping for presents in my parents' closet. I found a dank Lego thing, and on Christmas Day it was marked 'from Santa'. That was the last time I trusted anyone.

Originally Posted by Plankton

Santa, that stupid fucking Elf thing, and a bunch of other Christmas nonsense are all paranoia inducing mechanisms that are targeted for children, and usually come with resentment and anger in the later stages. Some pretty fucked up ideals that got intertwined into the origin of what Christmas is supposed to be.