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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds
Drank beer in quantity for first time last night. Did not like. Feel remarkably sick today.
#underageproblems
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upgrade to whiskey and call inna designated hitter...aka water between drinks. It'll curb any expectation of a hangover/dehydration you could expect. You also need less volume of liquor for the same effect.
Also, the more sugar in your drinks...the more crap for the body to metabolize. So choosing your mixers wisely can also keep your body running smoothly even tho you're poisoning your liver and brain. You'll learn to embrace the burn and it makes you sound like a sexy throat cancer survivor after a while!!! Nothing turns a lady on quicker than an accent like Froggie from the Little Rascals whispering "who's your daddy?" followed by a chest pound and then pulling your tighty whiteys up until you got a nice frenchman's speedo effect going and then asking her how she likes your new shoes.