Originally Posted by Hip-Hop Homework

you gotta see a therapist?

You should totally troll them with experiences you plagiarize from films...

Tell her the nickname you earned in college is foot-long.

tell her that you're under a lotta stress 'cause your family's moving due to the land where you currently live being bought out for development...and then tell her you and your friends go out for one last adventure after finding a treasure map up in your attic. Don't forget the fratellis...and don't forget about feeding basement retards baby ruths!!!