Originally Posted by dreadnaught

After breaking up with my long term boyfriend and essentially being thrown out of our apartment, I got sad drunk and made a dating profile. Turns out that's an excellent way to boost self confidence. Nothing lifts the spirit better than discovering there's a long line of guys wanting to **** you.

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I just want to say your tits are lovely.

Originally Posted by grindy

Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.