Originally Posted by monkeytennis

There's an advert with a dog on it about booking holidays or something and every time the dog barks he says 'book! book!' and it makes me want to drop kick a puppy into a skip full of broken glass.

Originally Posted by Neward Thelman

"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.

Originally Posted by Frownland

He just doesn't have a mind so closed that it rivals Blockbuster.

Originally Posted by elphenor

I own the mail