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Originally Posted by grindy
Happy birthday, Jesus.
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I'm not Jesus, I'm his twin brother. Bit of a black sheep, not really talked about in the Christ family. God and all that lot basically got a bit pissy with me when I pointed out that Jesus dying for humanity's sins is little more than a token effort, especially if you resurrect the guy three days later. Also, conversely to Jesus, I can turn alcoholic beverages non-alcoholic, which, if I'm in honest, has little call to be used.