This just in! Bruce Dickinson's death due to a Black Widow Spider bite to the head of his penis, which would have been prevented if only he'd had a protective foreskin which could have been easily removed using the teeth of any of the twelve porn stars pleasuring him at the time.
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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