Do you remember the first time you were drunk? What happened?
One of my sister's friends coaxed me into shotgunning a beer with him after I had already drank way more than I could handle, I ended up puking all over the basement and then tripping in my own puke. The worst part is that I was 13 at the time.
You can live in any place in the world, where is it?
Australia.
Tell us a joke
Ketchup - cupboard or fridge?
Fridge all the way.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
If The Revenant taught me anything, it's that the bear always wins.
Name one bad habit you have
I'm unable to ever be serious, not even the slightest bit.