Do you remember the first time you were drunk? What happened?
Two cans of Carling in a park, not wrecked but that's the first time I felt the effects of alcohol.
You can live in any place in the world, where is it?
Somewhere with decent weather. I love England but ****ing hell.
Tell us a joke
What do you tell your wife when she has two black eyes? Nothing, you've told her twice already.
Ketchup - cupboard or fridge?
Cupboard.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
I think a bear would. Lions aren't on it.
Name one bad habit you have
I like to clear my nostrils in the shower
