Do you remember the first time you were drunk? What happened?
I stole some vodka from the pantry at like 13. Wasn't drunk drunk, but tipsy enough.
You can live in any place in the world, where is it?
In a movie theater
Tell us a joke
Orange you glad I didn't say banana
Ketchup - cupboard or fridge?
Wherever as long as it's not in a glass bottle.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
I feel like most people will undervaluethe bear, but those mother****ers are scary as ****.
Name one bad habit you have
Heroin.
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