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Originally Posted by Frownland
I have target gift cards from Christmas. I rode six miles to Target on my bike. I picked up beer, two good steaks that only cost $5, and cauliflower. I got to the register to find my target gift cards to pay for this ****. I rode back home empty handed because I'm broke. I checked my other pocket for my key. In that pocket I found my gift cards.
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Honestly? You didn't think to check all your pockets, like a normal person would? How do you get dressed in the morning??
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Originally Posted by Janszoon
Did you ride your bike down an empty desert highway? Because that's how I pictured it.
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With sad music a la The Incredible Hulk
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Originally Posted by Frownland
I won't ruin your guys' image because that sounds like it's a better story for you. I'll just note that I don't live in a desert.
I went back after a rest. They didn't have those steaks (not surprised, it was only that particular package with the discount) and they ran out of stock on that beer I wanted. I got the cauliflower and some decent substitutes but ****, 24.4 miles in one day.
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All because the man loves cauliflower....