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Old 01-26-2016, 12:32 PM   #649 (permalink)
sidewinder
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  • Tool are pranksters.
  • April 1st is a Friday this year, and an already busy new release day.
  • Tool has previously done pranks on April 1st.
  • Tool should announce their new album for an April 1st release.
  • No one would believe Tool.
  • Tool should release a surprise album of either a) unreleased older material, or b) a thrown-together raw and not overthought album on said date.
  • Tool should then say "joke's on you" even though fans would be pleased with this unexpected material.
  • Tool should then surprise release new album the following week, on April 8.
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