Originally Posted by Exo

I had a way more entertaining customer than that slag. We had a guy come in who was totally paranoid schizophrenic. He hoarded books into the corner of our lounge section and faced outward so he could see everybody. He then took out a comically enormous magnifying glass to read his conspiracy books. I went over during one of my rounds and asked if he wasn't reading anything that I could take and he told me that he'd return them because he didn't want me stealing his fingerprints.

I wish I could have actually spoke to him but I honestly felt uneasy sitting next to him. The legit crazy vibe coming off him was intense.