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Old 01-30-2016, 08:51 PM   #21791 (permalink)
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This exchange happened last night at work.

Woman: You had a display before the holidays with funny books on it. Where did it go?

Me: We had a lot of displays during the holidays ma'am. Can you be more specific?

Woman: Well, there was a book about being Italian and another one about being in your 50's.

Me: Do you have titles?

Woman: No

Me: I don't think I am going to be able to find that but I'll try.

Woman: How can you not know? You work here.

I just looked behind me. We have one of the largest Barnes and Nobles in the country. We have hundreds of thousands of books. This happens every day. I don't understand how these people function.
This morning...

Me: *pulls up on my bike at BK at around 6 am*

Bitchy woman in car waiting for the store to open: Are ya'll open?!

Me: We open at 6.

Bitch: *looks at dashboard* It's six right now! Are you open?!

Me: *shrugs* I just got here.


Bitch saw me ride up on my bike. How the **** am I supposed to know if we're open before I even go in the store? Dumb bitch. And who sits in their car in a parking lot waiting for a Burger King to open? Fat bitch.
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