Originally Posted by The Batlord

This morning...

Me: *pulls up on my bike at BK at around 6 am*

Bitchy woman in car waiting for the store to open: Are ya'll open?!

Me: We open at 6.

Bitch: *looks at dashboard* It's six right now! Are you open?!

Me: *shrugs* I just got here.


Bitch saw me ride up on my bike. How the **** am I supposed to know if we're open before I even go in the store? Dumb bitch. And who sits in their car in a parking lot waiting for a Burger King to open? Fat bitch.

Originally Posted by Neward Thelman

"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.

Originally Posted by Frownland

He just doesn't have a mind so closed that it rivals Blockbuster.

Originally Posted by elphenor

I own the mail