Good as any place for a little Zen humour:
A Zen monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says:
"Make me one with everything."
The hot dog vendor prepares the hot dog and gives it to the monk.
The monk hands him a $20 bill then waits for his change.
The hot dog vendor says:
"Change comes from within."
Two Zen monks were walking down the road.
First monk says: "These pine trees are magnificent."
The second monk slaps him across the face.
First monk: "Why did you do that?"
"I'm a Zen monk so I can get away with all kinds of weird stuff like that."
