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Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie
Good as any place for a little Zen humour:
A Zen monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says:
"Make me one with everything."
The hot dog vendor prepares the hot dog and gives it to the monk.
The monk hands him a $20 bill then waits for his change.
The hot dog vendor says:
"Change comes from within."
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Could've left it at "one with everything" and I'd still think it's hysterical.