Good song, wasn't it? Yes!
Now for some religious s**t:
Taoism
s**t happens.
Buddhism
If s**t happens, it's not really s**t.
Islam
If s**t happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism
s**t happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism
Why does this s**t always happen to us?
Hinduism
This s**t happened before.
Catholicism
s**t happens because you're bad.
Hare Krishna
s**t happens rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism
Send more s**t.
Atheism
No s**t.
Jehova's Witness
Knock knock, s**t happens.
Hedonism
There's nothing like a good s**t happening.
Christian Science
s**t happens in your mind.
Agnosticism
Maybe s**t happens, maybe it doesn't.
Rastafarianism
Let's smoke this s**t.
Existentialism
What is s**t anyway?
Stoicism
This s**t doesn't bother me.
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