Two men meet on the street.
One asks the other: "Hi, how are you?"
The other one replies: "I'm fine, thanks."
"And how's your son? Is he still unemployed?"
"Yes, he is. But he is meditating now."
"Meditating? What's that?"
"I don't know. But it's better than sitting around and doing nothing!"
Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?
Because they have no attachments.
One Buddhist monk leaned over to another and quietly asked, "Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"
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