Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger

Uh... Pet never stated nor insinuated that he wanted to get into her pants; he only wanted to change the direction of their future conversations... Therefore, my solution (though obviously sarcastic) still applies.

Nice try, pal.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good