TFW you've been on a multi-hour porn-a-thon, and when you finally get to the end you realize that you have to pee so god damn much that you don't know how your bladder hasn't burst and put you into septic shock.
TFW you've held off for so long that when you finally nut your balls are sore.
TFW you have to use four tissues just to clean up your mess.
TFW you jerk off ten minutes later cause it just wasn't enough.
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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