Hey all, I'm back for the Eurovision Song Contest 2016. I'm so looking forward to sharing with you the cheese, the s***, the blood, the tears, and whatever else is in store for the world's biggest music contest this year.
Get ready for
- Gays and lesbians!
- Terrible, out-of-key performances!
- Cheap versions of well-known pop songs!
- Bad staging!
- Crap costumes and even worse back-up dancing and singing!
- Political intrigue!
...and last but not least, a whole lotta fun!