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Originally Posted by Black Francis
Holy Sh*t i just got into an epic argument with my baby momma over the most trivial sh*t ever. you try to tell yourself "Keep calm, she's just annoyed and looking for an excuse to bitch and complain" but no, you end up getting sucked into the drama and end up screaming at her: "I did not eat my daughter's cookies!"
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Originally Posted by Black Francis
I did eat the goddamn cookie. the point is me eating one cookie is not gonna scar her childhood.
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I can imagine that epic argument will have a sequel if your baby's momma ever joins this forum.
Honestly, you have to learn to tell little white lies and say things like "Oh those cookies were stale. I didn't want you to eat stale cookies, honey, cause they taste yucky. I'll buy you new ones the next time I go shopping."
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Originally Posted by mord
Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.
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