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Originally Posted by Frownland
Can you piss in your backyard?
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**** yeah, at night. But it's 2:24 pm, there are people in the house, and our privacy fence is not perfect. When I go for a cigarette in a bit then I'll find a nice secluded spot to take a whizz, but until then a bottle is just more convenient at a moment's notice.
But I now wish I would've gotten a bottle with a wider mouth, as it's now kind of exciting to piss, since there's the very real possibility that my hand might slip and my dick could go flying off in a terrible direction... and then comes the clean up.