Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger

TFW the new puppy chews up your most functional pair of shoes, and you're too damn broke for a new pair; so, instead, you wear your ****ty substitutes (which have ZERO traction) and fall face forward on the kitchen tile within the first five minutes of wearing them.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good