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Originally Posted by ladyislingering
Booze is way cheaper but never made me happy. Never helped me sleep or made me feel like I could conquer anything. Being dopesick is way worse than a hangover but I'll still never touch liquor again.
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Happy? You're clearly not Irish and do not understand what it means to be a proper drunk.
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I like the back of my hand to be nestled in my lady's grasp while she uses the other to pull my hair and take me from behind. If you're gonna put a little violence into the mix, do it right.
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Alright, fine, I'll get the two-by-four.
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Originally Posted by Ki
That's what you said when I nearly choked you to death. You're a filthy liar.
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I was imagining myself as a woman.
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering
Have the corpses in your crawlspace finally decomposed to a non-fuckable extent?
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Yes, but I went out and got some freshies.