I wish we could put God and Joseph on the Maury Povich show with one those paternity tests
"Joseph, you are NOT the father"
"God, you motherf*cking c*nt"
"I never f*cked her Joe, this is bullsh*t"
"But God how can you abandon baby Jesus and me?"
"I will raise him like my own. In fact, uh, Maury I know this might be hard to believe but I thought f*cked her so hard she got pregnant."
"YOU THOUGHT F*CKED HER???"
"Yes, I never had sex with that woman."
"God, it sounds like you're making this sh*t up!"
Baby Jesus speaks: "I'm God too, and I never f*cked my own mom!"
"We'll be right back after this break..."
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