Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69

a man prayed that god give him a million liras. he kept praying every day.
one day he goes out of the mosque and finds 500 liras on the floor. he goes back to the mosque and says "god, please focus with me here."

a sheikh walks into a cafe and finds some muslims drinking alcohol. He says "haram alaykum" they wave to him and say "wa'alaykum al-haram."

Originally Posted by Neward Thelman

"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.

Originally Posted by Frownland

He just doesn't have a mind so closed that it rivals Blockbuster.

Originally Posted by elphenor

I own the mail