Sooo.....my nephew calls...to tell me his great grandma my grandmother has been dead for 9 months and they just found out today. He goes on to say "Aunti unlce Melvin did it." Nigga **** you just say to me...(this is my black side btw) granny dead and uncle melvin did it...but uhh we all thought she had dementia...so you know but we aint seen her in forever went by her house and the new tenant say she died....umm who I ask you who has rented my grandmothers house .....uncle melvin. However this is my criminally insane nephew (not my hoity tottity model nephew noo from the arab jew white side nooo) this. Nigga wanna burn down the house.... So I did what any sensible black aunti would. "Nigga you burn down yo grandma's house with these ppl in it.Imma come to ohio tonight and ****ing kill you. **** wrong with you? Call the police and have some proof else they gone laugh you out the police station. All three of yall out there in the road looking stupid."
I was given the the "yes mam"
Although Im pretty sure ...those fools are buying a gas can. Imma have stroke. I quit.
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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