I went to this party last year, i`m sitting outside with a beer having a smoke when this girl sits next to me & starts talking. So i`m a bit drunk so I figure i`ll just be polite & maybe she`ll go away and so I just let her do all the talking & occasionally mumble something in agreement to keep her happy.
After about an hour she goes off & a bit later on her friend comes up to me saying that all this girl has been saying to her is how great I am & how i`m great to talk to & i`m so much more different to the guys she normally meets.
So by now i`ve sobered up a bit so I figure i`ll pay her a bit more attention this time , seeing as she likes me & she`s pretty cute.And sure enough she comes over & starts talking to me again.
We have a good chat & then suddenly after about half an hour she gets up & says to me "you could at least make some sort of effort to chat me up" and runs back into the house.
Her best friend comes out a few minutes later & says to me "oh god , don`t say she`s blown it again she`s hopeless when it comes to blokes"
She spent the next half an hour locked in the toilet crying refusing to speak to anybody , me & my mates just though f*ck it , lets leave her & go to a club.
I`ll never understand women
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