Psy-Fi

"Winin' Boy Blues" by Jelly Roll Morton is one of the raunchiest blues songs I've ever heard (and I've heard a lot of 'em.)

I'm the winin' boy, don't deny my name.
Oooooh the winin' boy, don't deny my name.
I'm the winin' boy, don't deny my name.
I can pick it up and shake it like Stavin Chains.
I'm the winin' boy, don't deny my name.

I had that girl, I had her in the grass.
I had that bitch, had her in the grass,
yes baby.
I had that bitch, had her in the grass,
one day she got scared and a snake ran up her big ass.
Yes I'm the winin' boy, don't deny my name.

I had that bitch, had her on the stump.
I had that bitch, had her on the stump.
I had that bitch and had her on the stump,
I ****ed her 'til her pussy stunk.
I'm the winin' boy, don't deny my name.

Nickles worth of beefsteak and a dimes worth of lard.
Nickles worth of beefsteak and a dimes worth of lard,
yes baby.
Nickles worth of beefsteak, a dimes worth of lard,
I'm gonna salivate your pussy 'til my peter get hard.
I'm the winin' boy, don't deny my ****in' name.


And some of the women were just as dirty (or even dirtier) as the men. Here's a raunchy number from 1935 by Lucille Bogan called "Shave 'Em Dry"...


I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb
I got somethin' between my legs'll make a dead man come
Oh daddy, baby won't you shave 'em dry?
Now, draw it out!
Want you to grind me baby, grind me until I cry

Say I ****ed all night, and all the night before baby
And I feel just like I wanna, **** some more
Oh great God daddy
Grind me honey and shave me dry
And when you hear me holler baby, want you to shave it dry

I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb
Daddy you say that's the kind of 'em you want, and you can make 'em come
Oh, daddy shave me dry
And I'll give you somethin' baby, swear it'll make you cry

I'm gon' turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springs
I want you to grind me daddy, 'til the bell do ring
Oh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry
Oh great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby won't you try?

Now if ****in' was the thing, that would take me to heaven
I'd be ****in' in the studio, till the clock strike eleven
Oh daddy, daddy shave 'em dry
I would **** you baby, honey I'd make you cry

Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper
And your dick stands up like a steeple
Your Goddam ass-hole stands open like a church door
And the crabs walks in like people
Ow, ****!

Ooh! Baby, won't you shave 'em dry

A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn
And a pig gets fat from suckin'
Reason you see this whore, fat like I am
Great God, I got fat from ****in'
Eeeeh! Shave 'em dry

My back is made of whalebone
And my cock is made of brass
And my ****in' is made for workin' men's two dollars
Great God, round to kiss my ass
Oh! Whoo, daddy, shave 'em dry

Both of these little gems of fine filth can be found on the "Copulatin' Blues" compilation album featuring various dirty blues songs recorded from 1929 to 1940...


Various Artists - Copulatin' Blues (1976)

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