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Old 06-18-2016, 05:36 PM   #11472 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
My dad is white trash with greasy hair. I would not recommend. It would be like jacking off to that guy sleeping behind the dumpster at Walmart. But you leave my mother alone. She loves Slayer and loves jerking me off and shoving my jizz into her vagina. It's not perverted, it's just metal.
Your pops sounds chill, could give me a reach around. I'd love your sweet mother too, m8. How does she feel about gangbangs? I'd love to deep throat that whore until she gags with that warm, warm vomit touching my shaft. I'd **** her hairy rectum until it bled and started meshing with her fecal matter. I'd slap her tits and all. Sounds like we're going to have a fun time, bro. If you know what I mean I'm already salivating.
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