So I'm going to explain last night. I went to a venue/bar to watch pretty much local garage bands and ended up talking to a pretty girl about politics until 12. Then I bought a PBR (drunk as shit at this point) and made a wise-crack with some guy at the bar and that same guy ended up buying me a couple gin and juice and now I'm hammered. Then he convinced me to go to a gay bar and I ended up making out with him. First time that's ever happened.
Then he couldn't find his car and I'm driving around wasting gas while he's getting increasingly annoying. And then, BOOM. Cop lights behind me. This is the part that I remember less and less, honestly. What I remember though is that the cop asked me basic questions and I gave him basic answers and was cooperative but the guy ends up getting out of my car and acting kinda belligerent so the cop literally let me go. I was so fucking hammered. I don't remember being this hammered in awhile.
I don't think this makes me gay or bi or whatever, I'm just pretty open to different shit i suppose.
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