Originally Posted by The Batlord

I just want someone who I can drive up to her high school to pick her up, and while she's talking to her friends outside, I'll yell, "Hurry the **** up, bitch! I ain't got all god damn day, so get your fatass in this ****ing car before I give you five across the eye!" And then all the students and teachers will just freeze in horror, and my daughter will flip out, and it'll be awesome.