Originally Posted by The Batlord

Speaking of badasses, I'm pretty sure I've posted Pepper Keenan from Corrosion of Conformity, but I have a definite man crush on him. It's hard to explain why, as clearly he's not exactly photogenic, but in motion he's just the ultimate epitome of laidback coolness, combined with a smooth, Southern manliness, and you just know he's one of those guys who could beat the living **** out of you while still being the life of the party, but he'd be too chill about it all for anyone to think he was being a dick about it. Even you while you were picking up your teeth.

Also, he owns a neighborhood bar in New Orleans. And he was in Corrosion of Conformity when they were still possibly the best heavy rock band on the planet. Why the **** wouldn't you **** him?