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Originally Posted by The Batlord
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i thought i had told you all about this....
very long story short....
a year ago i was at Disneyland.....i had had a few drinks at the Disneyland Hotel's f
ucking awesome Tiki bar and decided that i would go visit the cow in the petting zoo behind Big Thunder Mountain
*i visit the cow and goats every time i go there and this was a sad visit because they were getting rid of the petting zoo to make room for the new Star Wars land and i knew the next time i came (in September of this year) it would be gone
to my horror the cow had already been removed
....but the goats were still there!
i go in and poor Bianca is all by herself
^Bianca
sorry i meant to review post not post it.....
i start petting Bianca and every time i stop she puts her cute little hoof on my arm....just like my pathetic dogs do....and then she starts licking my face
the goat worker at Disneyland tells me i should never let a goat lick my face because i could get sick....i ask the f
ucking sh
it if the goat can give me Cancer? he tells me no and i tell him to leave me alone
i decide to leave.....after walking about 100 feet i realize i hear hoofs on the concrete....i turn around and there is Bianca (and three men running at me) I look down at Bianca and ask her if she wants to get out of this place?
they heard it....the accuse me of attempting to steal the goat....i explain that i did not realize that the goat had followed me and it was a simple mistake and that basically i had no where to put a goat anyways....they actually asked me why i asked the goat to leave with me....i explained it was a joke and then was told that i needed to leave. NOW.
I walked tot he exit and was followed the entire way.
i don't think i was actually thrown out per say....like i could have walked to Splash Mountain and these d
icks would have followed me and then left...but i was a little embarrassed and a little drunk so i left the park