Lisnaholic, I laughed so hard at your last punchline about
Venus In Furs and nightmares that an office mate stopped to ask what was so funny. Rest assured I did not wear "
shiny, shiny, shiny boot"-ies of leather in my pram. At least not on very hot days.
No matter what bureaucratic lines we cross, you will always be ageless and the world's most elegant teenager to me.