Took Mojo and Cali out for their mid-day pee. Did their business and we rounded the corner and came across 3 landscaping dudes. 2 were sitting on the grass and the other on the back of their truck.
Mojo immediately hooks up with one of the dudes on the grass and gives him a huge kiss/lick on the face. He's a 85-90 pound German Shepherd mix that could rip your face off if he wanted to, but we've brought him up as a teddy bear. Everyone in the neighborhood loves him.
So after about a minute of small talk with the guys I get ready to leave, but Mojo has to give his new best friend another big kiss/lick.
Me: I don't know what kind of cologne you use but he obviously really likes it.
The dude sitting on the back of the truck: It's bologna.
We all busted out laughing like crazy. The 2 dogs were looking at us like, Wha?
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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