Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Took Mojo and Cali out for their mid-day pee. Did their business and we rounded the corner and came across 3 landscaping dudes. 2 were sitting on the grass and the other on the back of their truck.

Mojo immediately hooks up with one of the dudes on the grass and gives him a huge kiss/lick on the face. He's a 85-90 pound German Shepherd mix that could rip your face off if he wanted to, but we've brought him up as a teddy bear. Everyone in the neighborhood loves him.

So after about a minute of small talk with the guys I get ready to leave, but Mojo has to give his new best friend another big kiss/lick.

Me: I don't know what kind of cologne you use but he obviously really likes it.

The dude sitting on the back of the truck: It's bologna.

We all busted out laughing like crazy. The 2 dogs were looking at us like, Wha?

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.